First: A Kardashian child was born in Cleveland around 4 a.m. this morning. Well, a hospital outside of Cleveland, according to TMZ. Either way, you’ll remember this day and where you were forever, Cleveland. Expect Frank Jackson and Armond Budish to issue a joint proclamation declaring April 12th Unnamed Kardashian Baby Girl Day in Cleveland shortly. Commemorative locally made t-shirts are probably rolling hot off the presses as we speak.
Second: Tristan Thompson, the totally upstanding gentleman who has apparently been cheating on his pregnant baby mother the whole time she was carrying their daughter, was present for the delivery.
Congrats to the couple. The arrival of a child, widely disseminated videos of the father motorboating women and having his junk grabbed, infidelity headlines spanning the globe — what a big week.
This article appears in Apr 11-17, 2018.
Please explain why anyone with functioning brain cells should be giving a damn about these jamokes. And more importantly, why did you waste space and keystrokes on this crap? Is this a belated April Fool joke, or what? If so, it’s a stupid one.
If this is supposed to be funny, it failed miserably, Not amused. Meh. Feh.
Illuminati garbage story
Oh, that’s right. I forgot. They’re “celebs”…
Can someone remind me? WTF are we “celebrating” about these douchebags?