Plus, after the jump: Add Scalabrine to the list of guys you don’t want to see shirtless. Watching this Celtics-Cavs series on TV, you probably only noticed Brian Scalabrine if you have Godlike HD. That’s ‘cause the painfully redheaded center isn’t eligible to play. Instead, he prowls the bench area in an ill-fitting suit, Boston’s doppelganger to our Lance Allred. But Scalabrine’s been blowing up the internet-sports-junkie circuit. You know, the guys that refresh their browser on Deadspin.com every six minutes and spend three hours isolating for Youtube the moment that Lebron tells his mom to “Sit yo’ ass down!” That’s because, on the heels of the Cavs-Wizards Round 1, in all its ridiculous Jay-Z vs. Soulja Boy glory, Brian Scalabrine’s got a LeBron diss track out. …
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