Q: What do you think the chances are of the Indians getting Derek Jeter?
A: Meltdown, followed by a breaststroke, for some reason.

Whether it was an April Fool’s Day prank or the genuine question of a lobotomized fan, we love you Bruce.

This article appears in Apr 2-8, 2014.

This one is not even in the ballpark of his ballistic rant directed at a young caller when he was hosting the “Sportsline” radio show.
I’m going to have to chalk that up to an April Fool’s joke. Even with as stupid as people are, there is no one dumb enough to think there is even a chance we’d get Jeter (not to mention the facts that we wouldn’t want him and couldn’t afford him)