Game, set, match, folks. It’s not like LeBron James needs any extra coaxing, but leave it to Cedar Point to lather unnecessary icing on a cake before it’s baked.
The Sandusky amusement park just tweeted this out (and promptly disseminated press releases to the four corners of the globe).
Hey @KingJames – come back to the @cavs and we’ll rename one of our coasters, “King James!” Ball in your court, sir. RT, #Ohio!
— Cedar Point (@cedarpoint) July 9, 2014
This is a bizarre gesture, but largely in keeping with the preemptive hero worship round these parts.
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They should name the mean streak after him because he leaves a pain in your ass when he is done with you.
Make a new coaster to call the King James, it’s really simple.
1. Design a new coaster and hype the **** out of it.
2. Actual coaster ride is 7 minutes long, have the ride look amazing, but in the end not live up to the hype.
3. Have the ride stop, almost back at the gate, and show the riders videos of other people on an awesome roller coaster, having an amazing time.
4. Gently coast through a tunnel with a whole bunch of question marks on the walls, and you’re done, back at the beginning.
5. Thank you for riding the King James.