
Chris Rock sat down for an interview with Scott Raab, Esquire scribe and native Clevelander. They talked about lots of stuff, including LeBron and Cleveland.
Why did King James depart for Miami? Simple, Rock says: the fucking weather.
Here’s a snippet of their discussion:
This article appears in Feb 16-22, 2011.

Chris needs to go FHS. Hmmm he must be trying to drum up some publicity with him trying to start a feud with Cleveland. Appearently he hasnt seen how LeJerks rep took a hit for being an ass to us.
he does tell it like he sees it, gotta hand him that. i love Chris Rock. when he gets going in his stand ups, nobody could beat him. i love Chris Raab too!
hahaha i meant SCOTT Raab!
That’s boloney. Chicago and Toronto, and New York have way worse weather than Cleveland, and this year Cleveland had it better than the south. But nonetheless. These athletes make so much money that they can buy muliple houses anywhere they want to go to on their off days. He could’ve bought a house in Costa Rica, or Grand Cayman, or wherever and still played in Cleveland. Chris Rock is an absolute idiot.
Miami is a bug infested craphole which was rated the 2nd most miserable city, and that’s what he wanted? I don’t think so. He wanted Dwayne Wade-anywhere Dwayne was he would be! Cleveland basicly has 2 bad months–January and February, so he could’ve bought a house somewhere else to go to during those months on his off days. Chris Rock looks like a fool
He’s trying to be FUNNY, people. That’s his JOB. I doubt he really thinks that. Jesus, doesn’t anyone have a sense of humor anymore?