Cleveland police sieze $1 million in pot, refuse to admit that our city’s full of stoners

So much for that afternoon blunt.
Cleveland Police Narcotics Unit announced yesterday that they’ve seized nearly $1 million worth of prime bud, hasheesh, purple thunder, golden sticky, Ken Kesey pick-me-ups, weed, marijuana …
The CPD teamed up with the DEA, East Cleveland, and Postal Inspectors to find the sweet, sweet cheeba. It signals a big win for, ummm, people who still believe weed is the gateway to cocaine and crime, rather than the gateway to a high score on Grand Tourismo. …

This article appears in Feb 20-26, 2008.