In light of the Memorial Day holiday, Scene went to press on Wednesday night this week — one day later than usual.
That’s why your favorite Scene box has greeted you with an empty stare today. If all goes well, the delivery fairy should have this week’s jumbo-sized Guide to Summer issue on the street no later than midday Friday.
For those of you who can’t wait, you’ve come to the right place. For those of you in need of bathroom reading, maybe try taking your laptop with you just this once. And please wash your hands when you’re done.
Thanks for your patience.
The Management
This article appears in May 30 – Jun 5, 2012.

This is nothing new, guys…
Oh, yeah, I know all the guides to the hip, slick, cool, and edgy neighborhoods of Cleveland label West Park and Kamm’s Corners as slow and lame (like watching the green paint dry on all those meat-market Irish bars)…so is that why SCENE is often unavailable out here before Thursday afternoons, at the earliest?
Maybe you need to change that “Get it Every Wednesday” tagline…or change your delivery schedules. Just a heads-up…
Chuckles the Clown
Yes, I was kind of bummed when I went to my favorite Scene box and got that empty stare. But I am glad that it is because the paper will be late and not because the box got emptied before I made my stop to pick up my paper.