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As you probably know, dwindling population in the last decade means that Ohio will lose two congressional seats. Redistricting rumors have the GOP eliminating Dennis! Kucinich’s district. It’s important to note that almost all of those rumors come from… yeah, Dennis! Kucinich.

But Dennis! isn’t going down without a fight. He will find a district to lead, be it here, or perhaps in Washington state, or at your niece’s tea table with her stuffed animals. Really. “I intend to stay in Congress. I just don’t know where my district will be,” he likes to say.

Washington will be earning an extra district later this year, and rumors have Dennis! possibly coveting the job, something he’s done nothing to deny.

Let’s head out west, where Dennis! visited Olympia and St. Martin’s College last week.

Vince Grzegorek has been with Scene since 2007 and editor-in-chief since 2012. He previously worked at Discount Drug Mart and Texas Roadhouse.

2 replies on “Dennis Kucinich May Want a Congressional Seat in Washington State”

  1. We would love to have him in Oregon! In 2004 he received 17% of the Democratic primary vote for President here. Obviously, you know nothing about the NW but we know a lot about Dennis Kucinich politics, which is why we love him. The seeing a UFO or being vegan…just icing on the cake.

  2. Yes, because seeing something in the air and not being able to identify it means that worthless “news” organizations can spew out horseshit and pretend he said he saw aliens or was abducted.

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