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Today's topic: Dick thinks Attorney General Marc Dann doesn’t know how to do a proper sex scandal…
I was at the coffee shop, and the guys all agree: Politicians are wimps when it comes to sex scandals these days.
Back in our day, if an attorney general got caught with an aide wearing pajamas, we wouldn’t have called it a sex scandal. We wouldda called it a preseason game with the babysitter, like playing the Jets and you’re only using your third-stringers. And if it didn’t involve a bearded lady from the circus or a truck load of cod, we wouldn’t be yammering about it in the newspaper, that’s for sure…