[image-1]Fox News correspondent Geraldo Rivera, most recently in the media cycle for saying,“Well, one of my favorite things in the 16 years I’ve been here at Fox News is watching bombs drop on bad guys,” after Fox and Friends used some Toby Keith music in the background of the MOAB being dropped in Afghanistan, is moving to Cleveland.
He confirmed the news to the Plain Dealer in a short email.
“We’re moving our principal residence from Manhattan to Cleveland this summer in time for our daughter to attend sixth grade,” he said. “We’re keeping our Hudson River residence in Edgewater N.J., so I guess you can say we are going to be bicoastal (with Lake Erie).
“I will continue my duties as Fox News correspondent at large for the next several years and travel to World Headquarters in New York or broadcast, as I often do, from Classic Video in Broadview Heights . . . We love Cleveland, Erica’s hometown, and want our daughter to have the same nurturing childhood her mom did. Her grandparents are there, so is LeBron, Cavs and the Indians.”
Rivera will instantly become the second most famous mustache in Cleveland (Carl Monday) and will undoubtedly be mistaken for Super Pimp at least twice.
Do you care? Honest question. Talk it out.
This article appears in Apr 19-25, 2017.
Probably ruins our chances of getting a Kendrick Lamar concert any time soon.
The Kardashians and now this? What did we do to receive this punishment from God?
He’s probably old enough to be his daughter’s grandfather rather than her father.
Maybe, if he mouths off in the wrong place, at the wrong time, and to the wrong people, some Nazis will kick his ass again. One can only hope.
Bicoastal? Sounds like a snarky putdown to me. Whatta shmuck!
Chuckles the Clown
Dan Gilbert to the devil.,”Cleveland deserves a championship.,what will,it,cost us?”
The devil: you must take a Kardashian and an ass.
No.
Where is the follow-up to MYSTERY OF AL CAPONES VAULT?
We’ve been waiting for decades!
From the look of the accompanying photo looks like there was a spelling error ( BiCoastal) should have read Bi- sexual! LOL
Time to move. He’s a douche.
He’s allowed to move to Cleveland as long as he agrees to not actually live here. Bring your stuff, sure, but there’s already enough crazy in town without you, thank you very much.