
It is not advisable to show up at a jail impersonating a lawyer, no matter how desperate you are to talk to an inmate. However, if you are going to bravely march into the den of law enforcement as someone else, it’s best to have your faculties about you and to avoid anything that might draw suspicion to your fake identity.
For instance, don’t attempt the feat while drunk. Might make things harder on you, especially since the cops will undoubtedly notice that you’re bathed in Ode de Booze. Troy Geer of Medina did not get the memo.
This article appears in Feb 16-22, 2011.

we don’t have the award for stupidest people- but we’ve gotta be right up there.
Maybe we should add dumbest person to the best of cleveland metro mix poll?