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“No geese were hurt, no humans were hurt.”

That’s the happy end to this story. When geese and their baby geese try to walk across the highway, shit comes to a stop, 911 is called, and the cops show up to close off the highway until they can usher the geese into the woods.

Vince Grzegorek has been with Scene since 2007 and editor-in-chief since 2012. He previously worked at Discount Drug Mart and Texas Roadhouse.

2 replies on “Family of Geese Shut Down I-71 Near Cincinnati”

  1. ‘Effin Canadian Geese…
    Back in the 70’s when they were an endangered species this would be more embraced by yours truely. Now their just fat f___ welfare handouts of the bird world…

    More like rats with wings these days…
    Fat rats at that…

  2. My husband hit one once with his car…I only wish he brought it home and I would’ve plucked and roasted it : ‘ )

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