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Today’s topic: Mets pitcher Pedro Martinez caught on film at a cockfight I was at the coffee shop, and the guys all agree: These athletes today don’t know what real animal cruelty is.
Why back in my day, Bob Feller used to bring cages of starved rats on road trips. If things got boring during a rain delay, he’d put them in the rookie’s locker. When rook opened it up, it’d be like opening the gates of hell. Oh boy, those bloody rats would attack his face and chest like a German hobo with a sloppy joe. The team tailor hated Bob for that, I tell you. …

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