Oh you clever marketing masterminds at Cleveland.com. A flash mob at Southpark Mall in Strongsville to advertise the new Cleveland.com/Strongsville page on your site? Brilliant. Mall walkers are suckers for free entertainment.

And I know, even as I mock this, the very fact I’m writing about it and posting the video means your devious plan of dance has worked. Well played, sirs.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=fIf6kW8K0EE%26hl%3Den_US%26fs%3D1%26

This article appears in May 19-25, 2010.

Vince Grzegorek has been with Scene since 2007 and editor-in-chief since 2012. He previously worked at Discount Drug Mart and Texas Roadhouse.