The police report says it all. Just before midnight Wednesday, longtime Akron Mayor Don Plusquellic was caught with his dingaling in his hands, standing on some mulch and peeing into a tree on or near a University of Akron parking lot.
Via the report:
Plusquellic “turned around, zipping up his pants when confronted. Subject was rude to officers and was issued a warning. Subject told police he knew we don’t do anything and figured he would give us something to do on a slow night.”
WKYC’s Phil Trexler Tweeted the report out.
In addition to representing another strange episode in Akron’s tumultuous mayoral year, the incident is a striking example of how people in power do precisely what they please without punishment.
No charges are forthcoming.
This article appears in Aug 26 – Sep 1, 2015.
Poor old Don Piss-Quelic. If he couldn’t find a bathroom, UA has a really nice olive jar he could have peed in.
Has the thought occurred to anyone that Mr. Plusquellic may not be well? He may be suffering from early dementia. I don’t think this is funny at all.
If it was only a drip, you must acquit.
Well, squid, I will give a nod to your comment and say that his behavior seems a little erratic and unusual. He is either having dementia, or he is a giant asshole. Those are basically the only two options at this point though, so he’s kind of backing himself into a corner with this one.