Mayor Frank “Beardo” Jackson has refused to speak to Scene since he took office. Maybe it’s because we insist on trying to spread the nickname “Beardo.” Or maybe it’s because we’ve accused him of being as cagey as Dick Cheney, as crony-tastic as George Bush, and roughly as intelligent as Corky from Growing Pains.
But the Bearded Curtain has been lifted. We have finally conducted an interview with the mayor. The secrets to our success: the journalistic hallmarks of confusion and omission. …
This article appears in Feb 20-26, 2008.
Major Frank Jacksoff.Same as Campbell.Same as Voinovich.
Leaveland,U.Suck.Assistan.
all Beardo’s inlaws are outlaws.
“What is this,Beardtown?”-Lou Reed
Which reminds me:
Has the Plain Doyler disappeared Michael Heaton?They turned him into some kind of harmless soccer dad over the years and now poof! where’s that Heaton?
O’Bama called Beardo “Frank Johnson” twice
At least he didn’t call him “Major Johnson” as in “Frank Jackson is a big dick”,which is the fact,Jack.