By rule, this picture must accompany every story about someone falling asleep drunk.

  • By rule, this picture must accompany every story about someone falling asleep drunk.

This little nugget from the Craigslist lost+found section came to our attention yesterday.

Honestly, who hasn’t fallen asleep on a sidewalk downtown and lost their phone? Be a pal and help this guy out if you can.

Fell asleep on west 6th, lost keys and phone (West 6th street)

Basically I’m and idiot and fell asleep on the sidewalk. While my wallet is miraculously still with me, I have no idea where my phone and keys went. They could have possibly been lost at Barley House or Dive Bar… but just as easily could have been lost anywhere else in Cleveland, I wouldn’t know…

The phone is an HTC Inspire with a slightly cracked screen at the bottom, and the keyring has two keys, a key fob, and a flimsy circle of metal (I don’t know why).

This article appears in Jul 4-10, 2012.

Vince Grzegorek has been with Scene since 2007 and editor-in-chief since 2012. He previously worked at Discount Drug Mart and Texas Roadhouse.

4 replies on “Help This Man Who Fell Asleep on the Sidewalk Find His Phone”

  3. I love drunk pass-out stories. I like the one about the wine-o who passed out ….Nope I won’t tell the joke it is not nice but I’ll tell you the punch line: So the wino wakes up the next day and he has another twenty in his pocket; goes across the street to the carry-out and says yea, give me a bottle of Wild Irish Rose; and the cashier says, “What’s a matter, not enough money for anymore of that good wine?” and the Wino replies, “Oh, I got the money..but that good wine tears my ass-hole up.” Censor it is if it is out of line.

  4. Boy, if I had a nickel for all the times I got drunk downtown and passed out right freaking there on the sidewalk…

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