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Over in his weekly round-up of pithy news items, the Plain Dealer’s Mike McIntrye has an quick-hit about the possibility of renaming the Med Mart – or, ahem, as it officially stands now, the Medical Mart and Convention Center.

Turns out, the business suits behind the project are sweating over the name, worrying the existing moniker isn’t sexy enough to attract the cutting-edge businesses the mart was built to house. Keep in mind, the developers are still trying to fully fill the rooms of the $465 million facility with the kind of big-brained medical and bio companies that keep economic development people sleepless at night.

Also, the company’s VP tells the Plain Dealer the current name puts the cart before the horse: the name should emphasize the “convention” nature of the structure, since that’s what will draw the larger share of travelers to Cleveland. Each building might even get a separate name.

Feeling civic minded, we brainstormed up some new nomenclature for the Mart. Use them if you wish, Med Mart developers.

2 replies on “Here Are Some Suggestions for the Med Mart’s New Name”

  1. Hybrid Spare Parts Department
    The Nano-lith
    The Stem-Cell Shop
    The Boner-Bean Office
    Artificial Insemination Done While You Wait
    Farmed Hearts and other Organs
    Crank Enlargements
    Crank Reductions
    Wet Ware Interface
    Memory Implants
    The Cyborg Hut

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