Did your Labor Day weekend involve some streaking and the precarious and dangerous situation of sitting naked in the back of a cop car on a seat that is probably stained, bacteria-ridden, and covered in bodily fluids?
No? Then you have to get yourself on this guy’s level: 21-year-old Gregory Pankuch was arrested by Alliance police after they spotted him jogging butt-naked at 1:30 a.m. Below, video from inside the cruiser as the cop talks to the naked man. Enjoy.
This article appears in Aug 31 – Sep 6, 2011.
“We’re going streaking up to the quad, and to the gymnasium.”
“Who is?”
“Th…W…There’s more coming.”
“Gregory, get in the car.”