With any luck, we’ll get another freakish derecho soon, and the lightning will generate enough voltage to spark the Northeast Ohio skies electric and make the Cleveland Browns Stadium look as purply and photoshopped as it looks in the picture to your right.
But until then, we’ll have to settle for Vine videos of the “First Energy Stadium” installation. Three cheers for Corporate America and all their cool fonts!
This article appears in Jun 12-18, 2013.
That is very symbolic, because that’s what everyone in Cleveland is thinking about the state of the Browns right now: “F” (as in ****). For full effect, after saying F, hang your head in disappointment.