The NBA draft is next Thursday, and potential number-one pick Nerlens Noel is hard at work, rehabbing his busted-ass knee. Both his enormous feet and flagship flat-top warrant careful scrutiny here.
But the most pressing issue in Noel’s Vine, which he unleashed on the digisphere a few days back, is size of the treadmill in use. For all the pampering and physical therapy to which professional athletes’ are entitled, they still can’t get a damn treadmill of proportionate to their size.
Alas.
This article appears in Jun 12-18, 2013.
Professional basketball is so backwards and stupid. Dumping all this cash into a league where 95% of the people do nothing nice for anyone else unless contractually obligated to do so as part of a BS NBA Cares marketing stunt. Oh, look, we are snuggling with hurt baby birds today. Yay, the NBA really does care! Then the cameras go off and it’s back to business as normal.