For fans of Tony Rizzo’s “You wanna fight? I’m at Buffalo Wild Wings” rant precipitated by the mere mention of the 0-16 parade a couple weeks ago, the clip below might also prove entertaining. It’s from back in November and was posted to YouTube by the ever helpful folks at the Really Big Show subreddit.

It has all the hallmarks and familiar themes you have come to know and love from WKNR’s finest product shiller.

The setup: Tyrone calls to ask Rizzo if doctors removed his spine. That, of course, is connected to his opinion of the Browns’ passing on Carson Wentz. Uncle Rizzy reacts as any normal broadcaster would by saying, “You wanna see my spine? Come on down, Ty. I’m at the Galleria. I’ll show you my spine. You wanna see my spine? I’ll show you my spine, smart guy. You calling me a pussy? Come on down. Come on down. Come on down. I’ll shove it right up your ass. I don’t know who you’re calling out, bro, but I’m at the Galleria and I’ll be here til one o’clock.”

Anyway, honest question: Why does Tony Rizzo want to fight callers so badly?

YouTube video

https://youtube.com/watch?v=tzHDsvFJu28

This article appears in Dec 14-20, 2016.

Vince Grzegorek has been with Scene since 2007 and editor-in-chief since 2012. He previously worked at Discount Drug Mart and Texas Roadhouse.

8 replies on “Hey, Why Does Tony Rizzo Want to Fight Callers So Badly?”

  3. My Christmas wish is that he’ll call someone a motherfucker or a cocksucker on the air…and then it will finally be “Adios, Tony Rizzo!” The guy is losing what few marbles he still has in his cabeza. Heavy boozing will do that.

    Chuckles the Clown

  4. Besides being a wannabe tough guy who caresses a microphone for a few hours each day, Rizzo is a Browns employee — he pulls a paycheck signed by Jimmy Haslam by reading scripts on the team’s official pregame programming.

  5. Give a jackass a mic and you will get sh..t coming out of his mouth. Tony is a 130 pound punk. His mouth sells more worthless tickets. True, he’s great at hitting women and very good at running away from a real fight. Grow up. Get a new and better stick.

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