
Not sure if you noticed, but the economy ain’t exactly booming around here. Most every Clevelander without his own game show or shoe deal is a day-trip to MGM Grand Detroit away from losing everything. With this in mind, we present this very helpful tip from a friendly local homeless man. Thank us when you’re wearing McDonald’s cups as shoes.
If you live or work in the Warehouse District, you’ve probably seen our hero, “Bear.” …
This article appears in Jan 23-30, 2008.

Nice job publishing his picture, Fuckstain. Don’t forget to remind the teacher to give homework next long holiday weekend.