If Cleveland Had a Bigger, Better Metro Railway, This is What it Might Look Like

By Sam Allard on Wed, Jan 18, 2017 at 10:47 am

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If Cleveland Had a Bigger, Better Metro Railway, This is What it Might Look Like

Jake Berman, Studio Complutense

All credit to Jake Berman, who posted this imaginary map to reddit.

Given that Ohio can't be bothered to adequately fund public transit, and given RTA's menu of impending financial disasters, the above is merely a pipe dream. But imagine!

Mr. Berman left no stone unturned. In the "Special gameday service" box, he envisions the following promotion: "Show your ClemCard at Browns Stadium [sic] and get one free paper bag with every Browns ticket!"

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