Is your name Brad? Did you visit the Cleveland script sign at Edgewater on March 13th? Did you help a someone out with something? Do you possibly drive a Ford Fusion?
If the answer to those questions are yes, then that someone, who posted this bat signal on Reddit including a picture of themselves at the sign that was taken around the time of the interaction, is looking for you and would like you to get in touch.
Do your thing, internet. Let’s make this pandemic missed connection happen.
This article appears in Apr 8-14, 2020.
WTF is this…some kind of “meet cute” hookup thing? A “missed connection” among singles? People used to do this shit in the city I used to live in…they had a whole f’king section in their classifieds for this stuff, and it had a cutesy title that I’ve forgotten.
“You were on the Red Line” train at 5:45 on 4/20. You were wearing…clothes. You had lovely black hair and beautiful eyes. Blah blah blah, ad nauseum. Dozens of them, every week.
I know times are bad, and you guys are on life support right now, but unless there is a crical need here, or somebody lost their wallet or keys or something really important, this whole thing reeks of desperation. Not among the parties involved…the SCENE editorial staff…what’s left of it. Please, guys…I hope this isn’t the start of a trend.
Don’t think anyone is missing a connection with the poster above. Unfortunate miserable people have to try and Debbie down everyone else. Hope they find each other and hang out. #cantstopcovid19 #yolo #besafe #findhappiness #dontstopliving
That’s all, Rose. Stick those stupid hashtags up your wazoo.