Hopefully your winter coats haven’t been put away just yet, because there’s a good chance parts of Cleveland are going to see some snow tomorrow. Thanks to friendly neighborhood climate change, the jet stream is taking a rapid shift, temperatures dropped to the 30s and 40s today, quickly destroying the gorgeous 70-degree weather we were gifted on Friday.
The scattered rain we’re currently experiencing will turn into snow, because Mother Nature has a hit list and Cleveland is at the top.
Luckily, it’s not going to be cold enough for the snow to stick and the snow will only last in the morning hours. However, Clevelanders should expect everyone to magically forget how to drive on their morning commute the second little white flakes start falling from the sky.
But hey, at least it will be 60 degrees next week … allegedly.
This article appears in Apr 11-17, 2018.


I’m wondering if this has anything to do with the Geo-Engineering planes that are spraying over us all the time. Mainstream scientific media is just now talking about solving climate change using nano-particulate aerosols sprayed from aircraft but we have had these planes flying over Cleveland already for years. Those heavy white streaks and criss crossing tanker jets… That’s them.
Yeah, right, bro, pass that pipe over to me. And be careful when you do…your tinfoil hat is falling off.
Are you aware that one of the main air traffic control centers in the country is just outside of Oberlin?
We are directly under one of the main east-west air corridors on the continent…look at one of those maps of live airline traffic or a flight delay map if you don’t believe it.
Just as we are bisected by one of the main highway corridors in the country (I-80/90, which runs from the west coast to New York and Boston), so are we blessed with the main rail line between Chicago and New York…AND THE MAIN AIR TRAFFIC CORRIDOR between those same two cities. Oberlin is one of the busiest centers in the country. Hence the white streaks and criss-crossing you say you see.
And Detroit is also a major U.S. hub, which leads to even MORE streaks in the sky..and pretty sunsets.. Hell, yes…, all that traffic DOES lead to increased cloud cover. Anyone who was here on and after 9/11 remembers how we had unlimited ceilings and visibility (CAVU) and almost 100% sunshine for several days in a row…and how quiet it was. Too quiet.
But lousy weather because of a weather-modification conspiracy? Hey, that pipe went out, bro. Pass me your Bic. And put the blame on Lake Erie. Hate the lake, not Uncle..
Lay off the Infowars dude