Joe Haden got married on June 29 to longtime girlfriend Sarah Mahmoodshahi and — relax, Browns fans — their gift registries are still open.
Haden and Mahmoodshahi celebrated their nuptials at the Fontainbleau Miami Beach resort and honeymooned on the Caribbean Island of Anguilla, via the PD‘s Emily Hamlin Smith. Haden is pictured right in the three-piece Tom Ford suit and studded gold loafers he wore for the ceremony.
And though the wedding was a few weeks’ back, Crate & Barrel is open all year round. Looks like Haden & Mahmoodshahi had an extensive gift registry and get this: they didn’t get a single item from their “Baking/Ovenware” selections.
Most of the big-ticket items have already been “fulfilled,” including the All-Clad 14-Piece Stainless Steel Cookware Set with Bonus ($1,149.95), but there are still plenty of kitchen trinkets (spoonulas, strawberry hullers) if you wish to truly demonstrate your Browns’ fanhood.
This article appears in Jul 17-23, 2013.
Dude has enough money to buy his own shit.
This guy is such a self-promoting, self-aggrandizing, self-serving a-hole.
If he wants to show up at Cavaliers games, then tell him to sit in the crappy seats where the regular people sit and to pay for it, instead of telling his business manager to get free courtside seats so he can be seen in all his ugly glory.
The last time I saw him at a Cavaliers game, he was wearing a Daniel Gibson jersey. What kind of self-promoting moron decides it’s a brilliant idea to show up just so he can be seen while wearing the jersey of the worst player on the team.
Somebody should ask his new wife if he got burned as badly and as often on his honeymoon as badly and as often as he gets burned by wide receivers.
I love the Browns, and I appreciate what these guys do for the community when they’re not forced to by the team or NFL, but these guys don’t need to get gifts from people that earn in one year what the player earns during a quarter of a game.