Welp. Here’s this. Downtown dessert boutique Colossal Cupcakes crafted the above 45-pound “Money Cake” for Johnny Manziel’s 22nd birthday Saturday. They posted this picture to Instagram Sunday.
The final bill for the cake, as reported by TMZ, came to $600.
Colossal Cupcakes owner Kelly Kandah told TMZ that the enormous dessert took two days “to sculpt” and tweeted to Busted Coverage that specialty cakes like this one start at about $150.
And just in case you were wondering, all the money is edible:
@bustedcoverage all edible! The money was chocolate the bags were double chocolate fudge cake!
— Colossal Cupcakes (@ColossalCle) December 10, 2014
And here are some Johnny Manziel birthday wishes, from the internet.
This article appears in Dec 10-16, 2014.

And this is why I know the world is stupid….
thats a pretty cool cake. i would never spend that kind of money on a cake, but i also dont make millions of dollars