Yup, we can just about see 2011 peaking up over the horizon. It’s been a good year, Scenesters, but before you unscrew those bottles of Andre and de-lint your sport coat, we invite you to take one more trip with us to that most magical of places: The Suburban Police Blotter.
Today’s item is from Highland Heights, a leafy East Side enclave famed for it’s . . . Okay, well, Highland Heights is somewhere near Richmond Heights and Mayfield Heights. On Sunday night, a concerned citizen on Williamsburg Drive spotted something strange from the window. A man was walking all crazy-legged down the street. A drunkard? Smack addict? Zombie? The police were called.
This article appears in Dec 29, 2010 – Jan 4, 2011.
You joke, but the moment nobody shows up to a zombie sighting all hell is going to break loose.
If a zombie does show up, why would you want anyone to show up?? They’ll just get killed. I say avoid the zombie and let him or her wander aimlessly through the wastelands!!
Zombie Al Quaeda, like the Chupacabara can be very dangerous if left to wander the streets at night unchecked.
I live on fleet ave., and I see this all the time, get used to it.
in my day boom boxes was attached to the head and that was a site