How, you ask? Well, on National Cheeseball Day (yes, there is such a thing, and it’s as prominent as National Roasted Chicken Tail Day, which I just made up) the Captains solicited two young fans from the stands at Eastlake Stadium and plopped them in front of a table with two huge chunks of spherical cheddar goodness.

Chow, young men! Shovel that fatty, calorie-laden goodness down your throats! It’s entertainment!

Next up for every young Captains fan, lard eating contests.

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This article appears in Apr 14-20, 2010.

Vince Grzegorek has been with Scene since 2007 and editor-in-chief since 2012. He previously worked at Discount Drug Mart and Texas Roadhouse.