Be like Paris: Vote. Only you can make Ohio government half as shitty as it is right now.

Today is your last day to register to vote in the Nov. 7 election. If you don’t, you lose your right to bitch about how worthless Ohio government is. You can register at one of the following places:
* The board of elections office * Any Ohio Bureau of Motor Vehicles office or BMV registrar
* Any public or vocational school
* Public libraries
* The county treasurer’s office @ 1219 Ontario Street

This article appears in Oct 4-10, 2006.