Sometimes we get letters, and that’s nice. Here are some we didn’t get but would have liked to find in our mailbox.
Dear Scene:
Heard you’ve got a fancy new building in town, something to do with contemporary art. I saw the plans and let me say, that is one weird-looking building.
Frank Gehry
Los Angeles
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Dear Scene:
Yes, we’re selling one of our Monets. What’s the big deal? They all look the same, right? Besides, if we get some cash on hand, we can pick up a few of those crazy Magic Eye pictures.
David Franklin
Cleveland Museum of Art
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This article appears in Sep 26 – Oct 2, 2012.
TFF! What they hell do they serve for lunch at the Scene cafeteria? I need to get me some of dat.
Dear Scene:
If Kuznik didn’t take it already, can I have Gallucci’s stapler?
-Ham Wallet