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More fun from the police blotters this week. This time we travel to the ever-amorous land of Avon.

Via Patch:

A Crab Apple Lane resident unhappy about their neighbor’s headboard banging into their units’ common wall over and over around 3:40 a.m. on April 1 pounded on the wall in response. Yelling ensued, police were called. No arrests, but the amorous neighbor was advised to come up with a solution for the headboard issue.

Surely Cosmo has a suitable standing position to alleviate the concerns.

Vince Grzegorek has been with Scene since 2007 and editor-in-chief since 2012. He previously worked at Discount Drug Mart and Texas Roadhouse.

2 replies on “Loud Sex Upsets Neighbor”

  1. jeez, pull the bed a few inches away from the wall, did the police REALLY have to tell them that??!! idiots.

  2. Better yet, squeeze an old bed pillow between wall and headboard. Not only stop the noise but stabilize headboard, keep it from getting looser.

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