
Conventional wisdom states that you shouldn’t get too drunk at your own wedding. Other people’s weddings? Booze it up, black out, hit on anything that moves. But your own? You want to be able to remember the special night, and you want to be able to perform on the special night.
Get blotto, and that’s not going to happen. Of course, if you’re drunk enough to cause a scene and get arrested, you can always remember the evening’s proceedings with the help of a police report.
The Sun News Brecksville police blotter today has just such a story.
This article appears in Jul 20-26, 2011.

God I wish I could have been at that party!!
Sweetheart, Next time try for the boring nice guy loser, he is a better bet than the drunken party boy loser. He may love you enough to have made this a day you want to remember.
^^^..I bet you are a racist!
what a loser. ask for a divorce right away. who wants an alcoholic for a husband.
asdfasdf- i agree. definately a boy from the ghetto. his lovely bride said the cops should just haul his no-good-ass away