No matter how badly you think your romantic partner performs in bed, and even if you compare him/her to a dead fish, it’s still hard to miss all the signs that they are technically alive. If you’re not one of those sickos into necrophilia, then those vitals — breathing, warmth, heart beat, etc. — are pretty important when you’re canoodling with someone.
Richard Elwood Sanden, a 55-year-old from Geneva, has been accused of having sex with a corpse, and his excuse is that he missed all those signs and remained woefully ignorant of the fact that his partner was actually dead as he was plowing away.
Sure.
This article appears in Jan 12-18, 2011.
that is some crazy shit
I wonder if he ate her out first then lubed her up ?
Maybe his bragging right can now be ” I fucked her to death”.
Ohhh BABY, can ya feel me now ?
No u didn’t say plowing away…………………..lmao
If your dead, who’s gonna make me a sandwich??
Big deal. I’ve fucked socks before.
Man, if what he was smoking was that good, then I want some.