Seriously, who the hell headbutts their mom?
Let’s Venn diagram this thing. In one big circle are all the people who would ever resort to the headbutting tactic in a fight. That’s a pretty small group, right? Then you have the second circle, filled with everyone who would ever assault their mother. That’s a pretty small group too, right?
The intersection of those two circles is really small. Like, one person small. We’re pretty sure Eric Vincent, a 24-year-old neanderthal from Mentor, is the only man in that overlap.
This article appears in Mar 9-15, 2011.
