The headline of this original post, courtesy of 19ActionNews, is, without a doubt, the best headline of 2011 thus far: “Man steals underwear, arrested while praying.”
It doesn’t get much better than that. Journalism students need to print that sucker off and stick it above their laptops — it says so little, yet so much. Can we get that on a T-shirt? A bumper sticker?
Once you get down into the details, there’s a lot going on with this one. Paranoia. Religion. Underwear. And drugs. Lots and lots of (okay, only probable) drugs.
This article appears in Jun 1-7, 2011.
Maybe he learned to use the big boy potty and didn’t need to use the diapers any longer.