Baby, I know we havent gotten along lately, but I got a surprise for you.

  • “Baby, I know we haven’t gotten along lately, but I got a surprise for you.”

You know how it goes: you and your old lady are wading through a bad patch, have lost that former magic, so you extend the olive branch, maybe invite her over to the house for some adult refreshment and meaningful conversation, perhaps a gram of cocaine, too. Who could resist that?

Apparently, the ex-wife of a Mayfield Height’s guy wasn’t charmed by such an offer. According to the Sun News police blotter, a man on Longview Drive text messaged his ex to come on over and enjoy this blow with him, just like old times. Her response was to contact police.