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The Med Mart — which may sell hospital supplies, or offer continuing education, or become a big coffee shop where single doctors do speed dating — released its list of “top-tier targets” recently. These are the big name, big money companies that, if the Med Mart landed them, would lend an instant air of credibility to the project.

In related news, Scene is proud to unveil our list of “top-tier” targets of people who we’d like to see at Scene’s offices this afternoon delivering lunch: Heidi Klum, George Clooney, Bill Murray, Katy Perry, Penelope Cruz.

We have every intention of making this happen. We just thought you should be aware of our thinking.

Thank you for your time.

Vince Grzegorek has been with Scene since 2007 and editor-in-chief since 2012. He previously worked at Discount Drug Mart and Texas Roadhouse.

2 replies on “Med Mart Releases List of “Top-Tier Targets””

  1. And as a conscientious Scene staffer I’d like to add to Vince’s fabulous list of lunch-time delivery people: Sean Penn, Sean Connery, Meryl Streep, and Jodie Foster. We think big here. And now that Christmas Ale is on the shelves I bet we stand a chance at getting Connery.

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