The Ohio Bureau of Motor Vehicles (BMV) and the American Civil Liberties Union (ACLU) work in tandem to determine exactly what drivers are allowed to put on specialty license plates, aka vanity plates. And every year, hundreds of drivers, trying to see just how clever their combination of letters and numbers can be, are ultimately denied.
According to the official guidelines set up by the BMV and ACLU, personalized plates may not contain profane words or phrases, anything with a sexual connotation, references to words or phrases related to poop, hateful or discriminatory words or phrases, words that encourage breaking the law, or combinations of Xs and Ks, as they are difficult to read.
The entire list of rejected plates is available at the bottom of this article, but we’ve set aside 25 absolute gems for easy viewing.
- MSTR B8R
- BTCH PLZ
- CLE AF
- SLO TURD
- M1CH SUX
- SND NUD5
- BANGBU5
- CUM THRU
- MUD SLUT
- SHIT YEA
- COPSLIE
- ZROFGVN
- FCK TRMP
- VEGAN AF
- DEENUTZ
- F KYRIE
- HOT DAMN
- COC4INE
- A55 0RGY
- BOOBIES
- TACO69
- T1TT1ES
- BLK PWR
- WITE PWR
- CAT PEE
This article appears in May 2-8, 2018.
The author of this article thinks that we should take his political opinions seriously. His head must be so messed up from the years of liberal indoctrination. I’m starting to feel bad about it but I’m not sure why all the scene readers have to suffer along with him and his view of the world. We came here for some band listings and local event info.
Who’s WE? Wake up, jamoke…Scene absorbed the Free Times TEN YEARS AGO, and began doing more than “band listings and local events”…so if that’s all you want, go back to reading the PD’s Friday section and go back to hanging out with your wingnut pals at the comment boards that you and your ilk have destroyed.
Scene has left-of-center commentary on other matters that don’t include restaurants, breweries, music, and festivals, and if you can’t take the heat in the kitchen, go outside and kwitcherbitchin. Or get used to it. Or get lost.
And anyway, whats’ so terrible about the license plate list? They’ve been snarking about it for YEARS already. It still amazes me how many stupid morons live in this state. I mean, what kind of asshat submits CAT PEE to the BMV and actually expects it to be okayed as a vanity plate? (Put down that bottle and pass those opioids to me , Bubba . Stupid ain’t all that funny.)
Have your whine and jeeze party somewhere else. And here’s another heads-up…the byline belongs to a female…a newbie from Chicago. She’s probably as amazed by these BMV sumissions as I still am…and I have lived here for a long time.