A federal report reveals that Cleveland will slide into oblivion if we’re ever faced with a widespread emergency. The Associated Press said we’re among the bottom six U.S. cities when it comes to crisis communications, then rubbed it in by pointing out that Columbus ranks among the top six.
Yeah yeah, we get it. Fat, dumb, poor, suck at football . . . Wake us when there’s good news. — Erich Burnett
This article appears in Jan 3-9, 2007.