As the cogs of ‘Murica slow to a grind this morning after Congress boozed it up last night before throwing the “Gone Fishin'” sign out on the lawn, and reasonable folks across the country stand perplexed and angry at the douchenozzles in Washington shutting down the federal government for the first time in 17 years, we all look for solutions.
Maybe someone in Sandusky or our nation’s capital should set aside their preconceptions and take this guy’s phone call. I mean, at this point, he doesn’t sound like the craziest guy in the room.
Henry Greenwald, 46, of the 700 block of E. State St., called the sheriff’s office five times within an hour, each time asking to speak to the president, the report said.
He refused to identify himself or provide his location, and he also claimed to be God. He again asked to speak with Obama about fixing the world, according to the report.
PICK UP THE PHONE, PREZ.
Cops did find Greenwald was in possession of some marijuana and he admitted to using the drug yesterday, but if Congress can tip the flasks before getting down to the business of shutting down a country, should we really care?
This article appears in Sep 25 – Oct 1, 2013.
If we want to improve congress and the house, everyone should elect broken furniture to represent them. Think about it, just like the current House/Congress, they won’t get anything done and they’re good for nothing! But, they’re an improvement because at least you know they won’t piss away all the taxpayer dollars on side pet projects and stupid stuff!