Ohio Mayor Sexts Underage Teens

• It probably looked like this, except with, ya know, a penis and not a thumb.

Chris Barringer, the mayor of Bairdstown, OH, is facing a heap of trouble after investigators say he sent pictures of his penis to a 13-year-old boy, a 17-year-old boy, and possibly others.

And, to make it worse, if that’s even possible, he had drawn a smiley face on his junk before sending the pictures and asked one of the boys if he wanted a smiley face on his as well.

19 Action News not only has the details, but they also have the pictures, blurred of course, which raises a whole bunch of questions. 1) Which producer listened to the mother of the kids say she had pics of the dick and say, “Yeah, let’s get that on video”? 2) Where did Barringer get the idea that little boys get all hot and bothered by the idea of drawing faces on their penises? 3) And when the boys didn’t respond, did he send pictures of his junk with a frowning face?

This article appears in Jan 12-18, 2011.