Credit: elevenwarriors.com

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Why waste a good opportunity to insult your school’s rival? According to OSU sports blog Eleven Warriors, The Ohio State College of Veterinary Medicine has made a new addition to its dog walking area — a Maize and Blue, Michigan-logo clad fire hydrant. It’s the perfect piss target for That School Up North-hating canines (and, more than likely, the underage drinking prodigies going to the university)

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(Thank you, OSU’s Michigan fire hydrant, for giving me and excuse to share that Onion story)

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This article appears in Mar 25-31, 2015.

Doug Brown is a staff writer at Scene with a passion for public records laws and investigative reporting. A native of Ann Arbor, Mich., he has an M.A. in journalism from the Kent State University School of Journalism and Mass Communication and a B.A. in political science from Hiram College. Prior to joining Scene, Doug was a contributing writer for Deadspin.com, reporting behind-the-scenes stories about college sports through public records and developing sources. Doug's work as an enterprise reporter for the Daily Kent Stater was recognized by the Cleveland Press Club (2013 Ohio Excellence in Journalism Awards), Society of Professional Journalists (regional and national Mark of Excellence Awards), and the Associated Collegiate Press. He spent the summer of 2012 working for the Metro desk of the Cleveland Plain Dealer and spent previous summers working for Outside Bozeman Magazine and Crain's Detroit Business. His website is dougbrown8.com.