Pretty sure this isnt the Mr. Banana the guy was talking about.

  • Pretty sure this isn’t the Mr. Banana the guy was talking about.

C. Aaron Kelley, a professor at Ohio University, has finally quit after the school found him trying to play “hide the banana” a few too many times with students and subordinates.

OU alleges that Kelley had a string of inappropriate relationships over a 13-year period. He used to be the dean of the business school, but was removed from that post because… you guessed it, he had an affair with his secretary. Already stripped of that title, Kelley was given an ultimatum by the school: resign, or we’ll screw with your tenure and fire you anyway.

Kelley chose wisely.

According to the Columbus Dispatch:

This article appears in Apr 14-20, 2010.

Vince Grzegorek has been with Scene since 2007 and editor-in-chief since 2012. He previously worked at Discount Drug Mart and Texas Roadhouse.

One reply on “Ohio University Professor Goes With the Old “She Just Liked Fruit-Related Nicknames” Defense”

  1. The real question here is: why, after years of documented evidence that this professor was abusing his power and authority to abuse women, did it take THIRTEEN YEARS to fire him?

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