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Who knew Paul Byrd would be at the center of the most interesting story surrounding the Indians after their colossal collapse against the Red Sox? Travis Hafner drinking elk semen? That I would have believed. C.C. buying a Big Mac? I always assumed he lived in a McDonald’s.
But Paul Byrd taking HGH for three years? Really? How come my grandmother can throw faster than him then? Wouldn’t HGH get your fastball up to, like, 65?
The original story in the San Francisco Chronicle broke Sunday morning (What’s that? MLB steroid investigator George Mitchell is on the board of directors for the Red Sox? No way!). …
This article appears in Oct 17-24, 2007.
I want the minute of my life back that it took to read this.
That is really a poorly written article. Sucks actually. Fire that idiot.
I laughed my………head……off at this article! Extremely clever and well written! Byrd pitches against my team tonight, can’t wait to refer to this article to fellow bloggers during the game!
What was wrong with the article? Obviously, the style is satirical.