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We came across this undated photo yesterday and can’t stop staring at it. That’s Jimmy?

Look at that mustache. Look at how skinny he is in the pre-patronage days. As one Twitterer (and former Scene staffer) quipped — “New obesity ad campaign: patronage makes you so fat you can’t see your own dick.”

Vince Grzegorek has been with Scene since 2007 and editor-in-chief since 2012. He previously worked at Discount Drug Mart and Texas Roadhouse.