The “evidence” released by the Feds this morning from the Jimmy Dimora trial was underwhelming at best, grotesque at worst. Hopefully there will be more, including the audio wiretaps where Jimmy shows the world what a misogynist asshole he really is.
Anyway, only one of the photos shoved into the public sphere this morning sparked our interested, and we’ll share with you only because we had to look at it. We give you: Jimmy Dimora sideboob.

This article appears in May 9-15, 2012.

if his last name didn’t end in a vowel he wouldn’t even be going to jail…
If my name would have ended in a vowel, I could have run around Cleveland acting like a mobster. I do see Jimmy as kind of a victim. He was at the tail end of the Italian gangster thing. By the time he really started pushing his weight around, there was nothing behind him but hot air and political bribes with no intimidation options. The social media and just plain time made the tactics of the past crooks obsolete. Forensics, DNA, RFID, cameras everywhere. It ain’t an easy life for a thug….kind of glad about that with the downtown gambling about to begin…behave down there or we won’t get the business we’ve been waiting for.
I just threw up in my mouth a little….
god help us or taxes will skyrocket just to pay his food bill in prison!
(vomits all over keyboard)