We thought the whole point of planking was to lie face-down in unusual and difficult places. On one hand, the stage at the Lido Lounge with its stripper pole is unusual, we guess. On the other hand, this lovely performer is on completely flat ground. Whatever, it’s a stripper, she gets points.
This article appears in Jul 13-19, 2011.
Never been to the Lido however I worked up the street from it for about a year… I always heard that it was dreadful….
Now she does NOT look dreadful 🙂
And holly crap what is up with those heals??? DAMN.
She’s not planking. She just took a spill from wearing on the “oh-so-Spic-and-Span-clean” linoleum with her come-fook-me pumps. It is understandable that she’d lose her balance, what with slipping off the smegma-laden stripper pole, which we all know was a handrail from the grand opening of the Arcade mall way back-in-the-day. Anyhoo, another dose of ‘X should liven her up.
“From what I remember from the Animal Channel, if I lay real still, maybe they won’t notice I fell”.
Oh, she is not planking. The poles are for spinning around, right? Well what about the pole in the background up against the mirrored wall? Maybe she is one of those unfortunate dancers that tried to spin on the wrong pole.
She’s laying there, stiff as a board and not moving. She’s just like the last woman I had sex with.
worst strip club in cleveland..
You sure that is not just an inflatable g/f?
MOST IMPROVED strip club in Cleveland!…If you havent been to Lido for a while, its much better!