Via Deadspin, here’s an image of what looks to be Terrelle Pryor’s fancy Nissan 350z being towed from a Wendy’s parking lot over the weekend. The ride-of-the-month for #2, which caught everyone’s attention as rumors of improper benefits, including cars, popped up around OSU’s former star quarterback in the last month, is hard to miss in Columbus. Kudos to whoever called the tow truck. That’s a helluva move, and, really, the best metaphor anyone can ask for.

This article appears in Jun 8-14, 2011.

So what was it towed for … ?